Today
is my last day at work in the USA! in 3 and a half weeks I should be back in London, looking for somewhere to live, and preparing to start my new job, and I CAN'T WAIT! I should also know by then whether my baby is male or female, but I'm much more excited about coming home.

Anyone got any stories about tramp vomit or the BNP to dampen my enthusiasm for living in the UK?
( ascorbate, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:12, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well for starters
it's always cold there from what I've heard.

And then there are..... the chavs.
dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Well it's drizzling at the moment if that helps?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Yay!
Come over to California and visit me before you leave. It's warm and sunny here. ALL OF THE TIME
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Well, there's
"Police are continuing to search 10 properties across the north-west of England in connection with an alleged planned terror attack." - And warmfuzzyfeeling seemed so nice.

"One person is killed and six others are injured in a gas explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. " - I must admit "pie factory explosion" made me snigger a bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 18:07, Reply)

I'm glad it wasn't just me who
laughed at "pie factory explosion".
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 20:51, Reply)