You can certainly tell
that 90% of the OT posters have undergone extraordinary rendition to a foreign country, there to be plied with booze.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 17:52, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Come over to my place,
I'll ply you with booze. Besides, it's hot and sunny here today.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 19:30, Reply)

It's a bit of a trek by conventional means.
Let me just warm up the old teleporter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Some of us...
...are still at work. :-(

And are not due to finish till after midnight.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Some of us are back.
Well, I am. And the train journey was much better than the last one- no tedious Jesus freaks annoying the hell out of me, no random drunk Scottish people, no cunts jogging my arm. Although now my only company is the internet and a bearded dragon I've just had foisted on me.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:14, Reply)

pssst
some of us sneak out of the bashing to make you guys feel included. So, you may all lay to my bosom for support through these lonely times.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Oh 'Ello fella!
Edinburgh still cool? I got back earlier, to be presented with a lizard.

I'm not a lizard person. I prefer dogs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:23, Reply)

lizard?
your girlfriend a bit of an older lady then? ;)

it is pretty cool. was not amused that the sun went in while snoozing in the park though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:28, Reply)

The other 10% of us just cant be arsed
fact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:32, Reply)

No- I currently don't have a girlfriend
Said lizard belongs to a friend who just bought the thing and her parents won't let her have it at home. I must have mug written on my forehead.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:35, Reply)

then there is the 3% of OT
who live in Australia.

And lizards are beautiful by the way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, Reply)