Bollocks to feeling ill
I've had a sleep, been underwear shopping and am now getting ready to see the DC tonight. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, 19 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

got some nice new undercrackers to throw at the band?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Puts Bert back on ignore

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, Reply)

what are you talking about bert?
*whistles*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Bert, you're gonna have
to stop creaming your pants every time Becky posts - it's just not becoming of a lady of your caliber.

*ducks*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Stop being so pathetic Bert
you're making me feel physically ill. I saw your horrific pandering on the HSH thread earlier.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Oh god is he still going?
I put him on ignore about an hour ago and it's so nice to see uncluttered threads.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Now QOTW has ground to a juddering halt
This is the nearest we've got to entertainment at the moment. I can't help but feel quite awkward, like an inintentional voyeur though, can we go back to hitlercock instead?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Y'know it's possible to take people off ignore
to see what they're saying about you.

Bertiesweetie, the less said about your excuse for a cock the better. Now hush, there's a good lad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Erm...
...it really is quite unseasonably humid for mid-April don't you think?

I wouldn't be surprised if we were in for a very precipitous Springtime this year.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Who the hell comes three and a half times?
Freak.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Didn't that give you some sort of clue that I was exaggerating?
stupid boy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Puts Bert back on ignore
not worth arguing with
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Stick duly removed
seriously though, why would I want to be friends with a guy who's behaving like an obnoxious twat all the time?

Man the fuck up and stop behaving like a cunt.

You used to be fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:19, Reply)

You have been more cuntish the last few weeks
everything alright?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Just where in that did you say a nice thing
to validate the nastyness?

*gives up*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
Can somebody please take Bert in hand, drag him down a dark alley behind the bins and do him till his poo comes out wider than it is long..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Three and a half times?
Bert.....gaz me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:30, Reply)

@ Bert
*enhuggles*

that is all.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:53, Reply)

How to apologise 101
a) Do not try to explain why you did what you did, theres never an excuse good enough.

b) Do not tell people to lighten up,or whatever- thats their opinion on what offends them.

c) The nice/nasty combo doesn't work in that situation, if you are truly sorry, say so without trying to make humour of it. Even Gaz the person.

And just realise that you didn't mean to, but you trod on someones toes. And you have been becoming more lairy since you started haunting /talk, but as they say, there is always an ignore/off button on here- even if, as you say, "'ignore' is the sanctuary of losers".
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:32, Reply)