How would you "Stimulate the economy"?
I would play it "Eye of the tiger" and get it to lay into a punch bag while thinking about its worst enemy.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:14, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

WE NEED A MONTAGE!
It's our only hope :(
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:15, Reply)

HELL YEAH!
"You show the passing of time with a montage...even Rocky had a montage"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'd gently caress its earlobes
while telling it what a smashing kilt blouse it's got on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'd stimulate the economy...
...by wiring the PM's underpants to the mains.

Each and every time someone is made unemployed, 240v is delivered the the PM's testicles.

That would sort it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Now I've got a horrible image
In my mind of Mr. Brown naming his penis "The Economy".

...

"That's right, stimulate the economy. Harder... Oh yeah...

THE ECONOMY IS BOOMING!"

*cries*
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Kaol
that got some real office laughs

bastard

and it has reminded me of a stoned conversation about how good it would be to have some kind of sound and lighting system in your pants, so when you unzipped your fly it glowed and went "Hallelujah!" or similar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I second PJM
But I think that 240v is a tad low.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'd tell it to man the fuck up and take it like a bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Whisper sweet nothings
(Or at least a big number followed by lots of nothings). And of course a thorough fingering of the fiduciary prostate.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)