Mind farts
"I appear to be out of water." thinks I "I shall go and collect more life juice! Er, hang on, life juice could mean sperm. I don't want to drink sperm! Oh god I hope the water cooler doesn't dispense man juice...HEEEEELP!"

Fortunately my distress was unobservable by anybody outside of my head.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:37, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your mind lies
You want to drink life juice.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I have life juice
to donate, just for you V Baby!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

That's not what you said
The other night...

I recall the exact quote was "I want to suck you off, Kaol. In my tiny car."
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Fuck juice.
Get some Dr Pepper.

Kaol, presumably you said yes please, you slaaaag?
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Don't lie Kaol
You were sucking me off.

As it happens Clenders I do have a can of doctor pepper in my bag, the bag, as it happens.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Oh V
You live close to the edge, you do.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, Reply)

But only one edge
The edge of sanity!
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Hooray, we've tempted Clendrix from the dark side
/talk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, Reply)

That's dangerous ground
That you're treading there V...
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Heehee
I'm happy there. But I like it here too.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Why's that kaol?

( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You know what happened last time
You had Dr. Pepper...

Juiced....... Everywhere.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, Reply)

It looked like Dr Pepper
had abstained for months and then spectacularly wanked himself into a frenzy in V's backpack.
( thealternativefact, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, Reply)

MIND FARTS!
I love that dyad of comedy imagery. I may try and use it in my next fanfic.

Toodle pip!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:48, Reply)