Hi Off Topic
Yes it's me again, back to ruin the board and annoy you all.

May I just say a hearty congratulations to Becky on the death of HSH? Something I've tried and failed to do for months, so well done Becky.
Trouble with all these new posts is, where's the funny?

EDIT Also, can I just say how disappointed I am that nobody took over my old profile? Nobody even ventured in to read through the private gazzes, or post and call everybody cunts.
It's blocked now though, I guess the mods thought I was gone for good.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:27, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

give it time
the funny will come. At the moment we are doing ok with interesting.

welcome back cock-gobbler
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Interesting is a matter of opinion
but then, so's funny.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:31, Reply)

thats what you think.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Welcome Back Bert
HSH is not dead yet, just most of the regulars are not about this week, and I'm in no mood to do anything really!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Hahahha!
Somebody's me! Why hasn't this been used to its full potential? You could have created havoc.

Dok, it's dead, you know it, I know it, and William Defoe knows it.
Until TGB comes back and kicks Beckys arse anyhoo.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

well
that didn't take long.

Thought you would have fucked off for longer
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)

A week was long enough.
I couldn't let Becky get away with thinking she won the argument, or claiming that she alone had saved OT from the scourge of Off Topic.

I spent that week alone in the wilderness, over on /talk, where my first post topped the popular page (again), and then I did it a few minutes later. In your face, al!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)