Woo! Bargain happy!
So having nipped off to Tescos, not only did I get 6 bottles of half-price wine (and thus a further 5% off) but also 18 rolls of triple-velvet bogroll for £5. I shall never need to buy toilet roll again. Or at least for a good few months.

Found any bargains lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:25, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

hmmm
Not really - BUT - realised on Friday that I officially have the funds to go to the UK!! woo. Sorry. Can you tell I'm excited by how often I mention it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Now's the time to start bargain hunting
for cheap travel.

Have you considered working on a tramp steamer? ;)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:26, Reply)

a what steamer sorry?
I've been searching around for cheap bargains but I'm not going to fly with someone I've never heard of. I'm hoping to get something either with British Airways, Jetstar or Virgin.

I have a date set too - I'm leaving Aus on the 24th of November 2010
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramp_steamer

Independently owned cargo vessels, slightly dodgy, traditionally characters in mid-20th century novels would sign on to one, no questions asked, to get somewhere.

Edit: All about travelling by cargo ship:
www.geocities.com/freighterman.geo/mainmenu.html

And finally:
www.portofmelbourne.com/inport.asp
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I was in Tesco's earlier
I got a receipt added to my clubcard with 67 points on it and I then wombled another with 77 points.

Yay! For being a pikey cunt.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:58, Reply)

You can get bogroll for free at most supermarkets
Pick up one of the big 18 packs like you did. Hang it on the back of the trolley. Go through checkout as normal, dont touch the bog roll. About 9/10 times they wont scan it or ask. You just 'forget'.

Yes its stealing. But its just Tescos, and therefore, probably entirely legal.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)