@POD
Sorry to hear about that. I think I may have contracted the same as you.

I think one reason nobody designs innovative toilets is because good designers don't want to be associated with toilets and bad designers are too bad to think of anything original. This is why we need to set up the b3ta design academy. We're b3ta and we're not afraid of toilets!

Here are three more inventions I thought of:
• The 99p coin
• The sag-ometer. What this is is a means of measuring how saggy your norks have become. It's basically a tattoo of a boob that gets tatood on a boob. As the boob stretches, so does the tattoo (which starts to look like a saggy boob), so the tatoo measures how saggy the chesticles have become.
• A guitar-based input-device. Instead of pressing keys on a keyboard, pluck strings like you'd play a guitar.

Seeing that you're a guitar player, would the last one actually be useful, or would it be nothing more than a gimmick?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 0:07, Reply)