Eh?
Where'd the post go?

If Kaol and TGB would like to continue showing their appreciation for my exquisite and excellent posts, please do so here.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:24, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to slip my apology in here then...
Sorry VC

Think of kittens for a bit till it goes away.

Whatever happens, don't imagine Bert's semi erect cock dribbling precum between the 'b' and 'n' keys as he bashes Kaol's punctuation.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Heehee
I won't be happy until I've made them both cry.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)

GARGH
you cocking arsebiscut dribbling window licking saucepan covered cunt Mr Oli!!!!

/cauterises repeatedly.
/finds no more brains to cauterises
/kills self
/finds even worse things in afterlife.

There is no escaping it! *cries*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I'm pretty lost right now.
More lost than something that's been lost down the back of a sofa which was on a ship that was lost in the Bermuda Triangle. On an episode of Lost. In space.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

What No3l said - but lostER
I missed everything :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:46, Reply)

there was a thread
that 'twas deleted.

In that thread is where me and mr oli shared a joke.

YOU FILTHY MAN OLI!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Joke..?
I defy Bert to prove he doesn't ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrgh
oli! WHY?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)

What was the joke?
I didn't see it!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:55, Reply)

ask oli he's the twisted fuck who made me think of it
gargh
/scrubs skin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Think of what?
Tell me or I'll unleash hell.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

you
with the keyboard between your legs, sitting on the floor. your semi erect cock on the space bar and mashing the keyboard with your fists.

God I feel dirty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Dirty like sexy dirty?
Because reading that's given me the horn too.

Want me to do it and send you pictures?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:08, Reply)

And this is what's so great about the internet
being able to touch the lives of people thousands of miles away and make the world just that little bit darker...

It's OK, VC - Bert found many years ago that boiling a jonny makes it stretchy enough to fit over a standard keyboard.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:12, Reply)

go on then you whorebag
/ladyfwaps in anticipation

EDIT: mr oli - you sound like you're talking more from experience there....
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I'm at work
I'll do it tomorrow
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

lazy shite
Oh well. I'll cope.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Hehe
Maybe. I value my keyboard.

But I also need to remember I have to live with me, so I'm now immune to my own mental images.

Apologies for the mind piss :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:29, Reply)