OK B3tans
Come up and see me, make me smile!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:11, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I'm coming down to see you next week
and I am bringing a (shit) present woo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I won't
be doing what you want all the while though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh Becky
:(

Badger Woohoo, I get a present, I get a present. ;)

EDIT Oh go on Badger, you know you want to!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:21, Reply)

It's not as awesome
as my present I'm afraid :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Wanna see my elephant impression?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

That's OK Badger
It'll still be all of the awesome.

Oli, go on the, that would be funny.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:28, Reply)

You may have already seen it
but this www.b3ta.com/talk/6110299

made me laugh
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Fuck off Steve Harley
You're not welcome around here no more! Not after you shat in my soup.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)

My name's not Steve Harley!
Why's everybody always picking on me?!

Oh, you meant the singer.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, Reply)

*pulls out pockets*
*unzips*

Tada!

(/Audience turns back to the bar in disgust...)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, Reply)

@Bert
Cos you look like a girl and you sit down to pee!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, Reply)

*lifts his head up high*
*blows his brains out*

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese, my only school chum was the lunch lady and the rest I can't remember?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, Reply)

THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)