Jingle Balls
What is the most annoying jingle on either the tellybox or the radio at the moment or even better... ever?

For mash get fucked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Moonpig
really pisses me off
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Then all
I hate adverts with a passion.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Fucking Moon-Fucking-Pig
I want to tear out my own eyebrows in rage every time I hear it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'll never forget the Confused.com adverts
(closeup of confused mans face)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaargh!?!??!

Is car insurance driving you CRAZY!?!??!

FUCK OFF
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, Reply)

"Calm down dear"
Grr....

Michael Winner. The only man ever to be born unto a woman's anus.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)

There are,
it seems, some industries for whom time froze in the mid-late 80s. Carpet warehouses etc - they still have those god-awful singing slogan jingles a la 'washing machines live longer with Calgon'. In 2009?

I almost like them, they're so old-fashioned.

Best ever: Smith's Square Crisps with Lenny Henry; 'It's weird'. Brilliant tune and a pretty psychedelic campaign all round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Woe oh ooooooooooohhhhh
Bodyform.

That Faux rock shit does my head in.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Those sofa ads
with the people singing Rockstar *grrr*

I like the last couple of Visa ad's though with the naked groom and the guy on the crutches.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Churchill.
Cunt.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Ooooh yes TGB...
...I like those new Visa ads too, they're super!

I also really like the Barclaycard waterslide ad. I wish I had a waterslide that went out of my window at work straight home so I missed out on the evil Central Line commute! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)