I apologise for unleashing all of the below this afternoon
I happened to read a not-particularly-interesting fact, and thought I'd post it.

This led to a deluge of utter bilge and twaddle, for which I am very sorry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:05, 16 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

No you're not!!
.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

And so you should be.
*Slaps Vipros' bum in a sharp manner*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Erm...
To clarify, that was supposed to be said with a mischevious smile...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Twaddle is MY word
I've copyrighted it and everything.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Unlikely.
I've been using it since I was 16.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:10, Reply)

And in that case I'm copyrighting the letter E
Both capital and lower case.

See how you struggle without that if I have to go without the word "twaddle" (c)
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I copyrightd it bfor you wr 16.
this is awful, it's lik txt spak.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:12, Reply)

^bert
You said 'spak'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Best of all
I said lik... spak.

Who here would like to lick mistaspakkaman?

*raises hand*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Luckily I own a big
vocabulary, thus making ommissions of a symbol only a slight pain ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:21, Reply)

*claps*
Very impressive.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Proving yet again...
That TGB is a grammatical force to be reckoned with.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Badger
were it not for the extraneous 'M' you've put into 'omissions' that would be truly superb.

As it is, you get a 'D: see me'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:52, Reply)

...eeh get him.
BTW 'mistaspakkaman' - everytime I see that I end up singing it to the tune of Mr LoverMan by Shabba Ranks. (Or Shabby Wanks as he is called in our household.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Why thank you
Surprisingly it is not difficult to omit it from what you wish to say ;)

Damn that M!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:54, Reply)

* discretely applies superglue to earlobes in anticipation of Bert's licking *
@DrTugnut2: I was thinking along those lines too when choosing my username.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:05, Reply)