I did it
I sent Mr Psyche the link to the "fly fishing breaks uk" site...

(I love horses, OBVIOUSLY)

He is not speaking to me now.

*glees*

Why is it that doing slightly evil things makes me feel so, so... like sherbet inside? It's so fizzy and happy and wonderful!!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:04, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Because
evil is awesome?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I think that must be it
only slightly evil tho...

Perhaps it's the ol' evil genius thing...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Only slightly?
If we are running away together I need you to be at least pretty damn evil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

By commiting this dastardly act you have:
A) outwitted someone, making you feel superior;
B) got them to react strongly, which makes you feel that you matter.

No wonder it feels awesome!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

it's like
the dog-lick peanut butter, which was in revenge against peanut butter thefts.

He still eats it. (the peanut butter thoroughly drooled on by the dog, and the thief).

*contented sighs all round*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I may have to tune up my evilness...
As I do want to run away with TGB, and I don't want her to think of me as a flimsy half-evil.

Any ideas for the next evil act?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Dog drool peanut butter
gets you a few points!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Why
Does the phrase "flimsy half evil" give me an image of a slightly pink person with tiny knubby horns?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

because that is what I currently look like.
I sent you the psychic image with my new few-points-enhanced evil skills.

I'm planning to turn red and grow a spiked tail over the next few days tho.

Actually, if you look closer, it isn't all pink, it's a Laura Ashley pattern of pink and cream roses. Truly hideous.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Dear god
You are eeeeebil. Laura Ashley! How could you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)