A follow up to yesterday's invasion story
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/07/armoured_spiders_out_of_greenland/

Anyone for some big game hunting?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm in!
*strips half naked, daubs self in woad, and readies the spear*

*realises he stripped the wrong half*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yep, me too.
We can take a hunting party of eight, whatever we bag means bbq'd drumsticks all round.

Will my SixSixOne MTB armour provide me with protection do you think?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

The best thing about spiders
Is that their limbs work hydraulically.
One small hole and they'll not be able to walk.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

In my experience...
...an overly small hole does tend to make walking difficult, or at the very least uncomfortable.

What?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I knew I bought
An Apache Gunship for something!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, Reply)

A10 Warthog
Fantastic piece of kit for killing Humvee sized arachnids if you ask me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, Reply)

!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I think he's trying to say....
...his b3ta login would look better without QOTW.

Maybe we can ask the mods to allow him to ignore QOTW and thus improve his internet experience?

[edit: shit, replied to wrong post - meant to reply to bert but I don't suppose it matters much anyway]
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I'm confused, JMG
What's that all about?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)