Once again, I find myself completement a l'ouest.
What is going on?

What's this about QOTW closing?

Wha?

Any explaining would help my fragile mind just that little bit...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't worry, Psyche,
It's just a /talk raiding party of trolls.

They'll be gone soon, leaving a bloody trail along the ground where their knuckles scrape.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Yup.
Every now and then people from talk claim that QOTW is closing. It happens. It passes.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Who remembers the happy times we all had when I got Rob to say /Talk was closing?
Remember that?
Wasn't that hilarious.

I think I managed high levels of winding people up there. On multiple boards.

Well done JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

that was good
because they reacted several orders of magnitude worse than the people on qotw.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Are you a girl?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

No
.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Fredz
I was talking to Psyche, you silly thing
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Er...
No, I am not a girl...

Is that the right answer?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Ahhh
Right. Hang on, Psyche's a girl?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Mr Oli
I'll be glad. I dislike the thread thing the talky people do. It makes my head hurt.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Nope
she just said she's not a girl, so obviously she isn't.

She could be a Hermaphroneither.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Er...
Did she just say she was a dude?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Can I just clear something up here...
Psyche. Not psycho spelled wrong.

Psyche - the soul. Roman mythology. Google it. She's portrayed with butterfly wings. Partner to Eros - Love (obv. with angel wings).

Psyche & Cupid representing the merging of the heart and the soul.

That's all.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

But I didn't know whether or not
I was supposed to tell you I was a girl.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

And...
...a Scritti Politti album from 1985.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

So you're a bloke?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Yes...
...stop fucking bugging me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I wasn't talking to you!
What is it with everybody today?

I asked Psyche a straightforward question, I expect a straightforward answer, STOP PERPLEXING ME WITH YOUR GUFF
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You're perplexed?
After all that I'm wondering if I'M a girl.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)

You want to see my guff, Bert?
You worry me.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I AM A GIRL
I HAVE LONG HAIR, BREASTS AND GIRLY BITS.

I DO NOT HAVE A WILLY.

OR NUTS.

OR CHEST HAIR.


Does that clarify a little?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You're not like any girl I've ever dated then
Apart from the current one that is.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Maybe in our own way, we're all girls
except Psyche, she's the only male on Off Topic, so she gets to pick and choose her mate.

I want GUFF
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You know the rules, Psyche
Pictures or it didn't happen...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Righty right
yep that's it.

I want all your female folk.

I'm taking TGB and Vampy for starters. They're mine mine mine.

Mwah ha haaaa!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:05, Reply)

RIGHT. So, to clarify
Everyone apart from Psyche is a girl, Psyche is a manly man with a willy, chest hair and a lumberjack shirt, and MrOli is showing Bert her guff. Okay. Now I know.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Oh no!!
You aren't having any pictures.

Then my ruse of being a girl to get all the b3ta girls to be my "friend" so I can steal away with them all would be totally blown.

I think. I'm confusing myself now.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Hold on, Mr Oli is a girl?
This is fast becoming a puzzle of sudokuesque proportions.

Can everyone please post pictures of their genitalia so that we can have some clarity?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Yep,
I even scratch my nuts in public. And rarely choose wine over beer.

And MrOli is my wife. Bert Sexmonkey is my housekeeper, and she does a great job with the ironing.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I'm sorry Bert
I couldn't possibly post pictures of my genitals on the internets. What with being a girl and all, I'm very shy and such.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:10, Reply)

So now I'm a girl too?
What will become of hitlercock?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

And I would post pictures of my "manhood"
But it would make all you ladies blush too much. So I won't
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Hitlercock will shrivel and atrophy
As the balls change and migrate into your body, becoming ovaries and you slowly grow a fully functioning vagina.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:15, Reply)

As I am an important man
with important manly things to do... I'll leave you to your WI meeting. Enjoy the jam.

I'm going to go and belch loudly, then spend some serious time scratching my arse crack. Then have a wank.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

To be fair psyche
At least two of those activities are accomplishable by women. Three, depending on how technical your definition of having a wank is.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Psyche
That sounds AWESOME-O
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:22, Reply)