I believe in the adage if it aint broke then why fix it.
Oh dear were we different to the other boards. WTF!
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:57, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

For hundreds of years
Forks didn't exist, but knives did.
I bet people got confused by forks at first.
But without forks, there'd be no sporks, and they're the pinnacle of cutlery technology.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I'll buy you a small Port and Lemon
As requested, whilst I sip my milk stout.

And we'll reminisce about the days that OT went in a straight line.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:02, Reply)

A large port and lemon please.
And a packet of ready salted crisps.

Bloody squirrel flavour. WTF is that all about.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

No
A SMALL Port and Lemon. Do you think I'm MADE of money? Eh?

Crisp choice is up to you but I might treat myself to some dry-roasted peanuts.

But they'll be lasting us all night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:32, Reply)