Pfft!
Tightly's covered in industrial strength Geordie jizz.

You know that bloke on the old solvite adverts being flown over London stuck to a board and suspended from a helicopter?

That was Tightly after me and al had finished with him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh fuck...
I feel sullied...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)

If I were in your position
I would feel slightly sticky
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, Reply)

If I were in your position
I'd still be trying to get my pant python to cough up and tiny splatter of baby gravy, to fall pathetically on the floor, agonisingly short of the target.

Again.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Good job we are each in the position we are in then.
You might want to close your eyes for a second, it will sting otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

You're alright mate, I bought goggles.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, Reply)

And a little bit warm
and special.

And probably slightly dirty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, Reply)

And probably quite... er...
'Fragrant'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, Reply)

And salty
MMMMmmmmmm... salt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:33, Reply)