*Adopts Nigella voice*
You like it when it flaps... don't you?

*Sultry pout to camera*

*Rub cream from nipple*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, Reply)

But it's so much fun
*puts cream back on nipples*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, Reply)

*Flaps at clendrix*
It's OK, the missus is in the shower - there's only you and me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)

But Al's watching...

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, Reply)

It's OK
He's gone blind from when Tightly jismed in his eyeballs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Well that's fine then.
Let's squash up here on the side of the thread.
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*squashes*
*falls off thread*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Ooh, this is cuddly, innit!
What will the neighbours say?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Invite them in!

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Sauce!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Mmmm...sauce

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Come in!
but mind the spunk pools on the carpet.

It's OK, al will lap them up later. You'll never know they were there, unless he tries to tongue you.

I think I'm going to watch Newsnight for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, Reply)