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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wondered why I couldn't check the site this morning
In bed. Not alone.

I had God with me, as he is with all of us.

The slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I know
bit of a tart ain't 'e?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)
Pfft
even God wouldn't call you the next day.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)
he wouldn't even look at you though Bert.
He'd just cover his eyes and kick you out of bed for farting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)
Sadly, dear Bertisimus
You're right. No one calls me after sex.

You're not allowed to use phones in hospitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)
don't you mean the morgue?
Oh right - guess that's part of the hospital...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

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