National Probation Service
Worse than a prison. At least those freaks are locked up.

These are ones who get suspended sentences and are free to roam the community provided they turn up to a course once a week and talk about their problem.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brave man
I couldn't do your job so salute you Sir for not cunting them all most viciously.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

It's difficult sometimes.
When I get water, I stare at them and sweat.

Just maybe they'll get to feel what it's like the other way round.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

"problem"?
Raping kids is a "problem" now?

fucking oath.
I commend you Jim. I wouldn't be able to do it without grabbing the nearest stationary item, stabbing them through the ear into the brain and calling "next please".
fucking hell.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

When'd you change job?
I remember you saying about your old one, sounded annoying.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Not enough child molesters for him?


Even I really don't like this conversation, I'll stop now.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

My old company went bust
back in March. Bar work and temping (this job) at the moment.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Ah right!
So... Six paedos in a room...
Can you lock it from the outside?
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Unfortunately
they have left. For the most part, it's a bit macabre; they fit a couple of classic paedo stereotypes. There's a tall guy with a dodgy haircut and a leather jacket with a paedo leer. There's an obese man who's sweaty and looks like he should be an ice cream man.

But then there's one bloke who looks very normal, and that's when you get an involuntary shudder. Because he's everywhere, the normal looking bloke.

You never know.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Yuck yuck yuck
Same thing with rapists in general though I suppose. Some of them look like it, fit the stereotypes.

then you get the normal looking ones.
/shudders.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

*tries to look normal*

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Mucho kudos
for doing a job that many wouldn't want.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Oooh Group programs?
Bet I can guess which one and the level of effect it'll have.

You have my sympathies
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)