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Doooo Noooot Waaaaaaaaaaaaaant
mothers cooing and bringing their crotchfruit into school.

'Specially not when they're my age!!

fucking hell.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
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The crotchfruit are your age? Oh dear!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)
I also thought
That mothers bringing kids VC's age to school was something she'd have got used to by now, it being sort of the point of school.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)
nope - not used to it at all.
usually the girls who have kids drop out completely and start claiming benefits.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Actually I meant...
Never mind.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)
Bloody Hell Vampy
They should be shot for bringing them into school.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)
I was 2 years older than you
when my daughter was born. You got a problem with that?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)
I find myself
wondering what your little crotchfruit looks likes, and despite going against everything I want to imagine I can't help but think she's actaully quite cute.

Dunno why.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)
She is, extremely so
Imagine Madeleine McCann, but with bigger tits
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Sweet
Can I swap?

I've got the real Maddie!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)
No

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Ah well
*fwaps*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)
No I don't.
my dad was 19 when he had my oldest sister.

What I have a problem with is bringing the kid into final year classes and then having to listen to the kid SCREAM all through the class.

EDIT: not saying I have a problem with having kids young - I love kids, fuck I'm as gooey as the rest of the female population for the most part, but while I'm fairly tolerant - when I have a SAC worth 10% of my final mark due in on wednesday - I really really really DON'T appreciate the sudden desire to bring babies into class.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)
Ah, fair enough
Punch the kid, it's the only way they learn.

Pffft, your dad 'had' your oldest sister
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)
his first wife did,
she's still my sister though.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)
I meant sexually

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)
Put gin in their milk bottles
Trick learnt from BA. Failing that, sit on them.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)
There's a second 'e' in intensely
you know
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Thankyou.
Has been modified. Have a child to sit on.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)
It'd better be fat
I don't want any bones sticking into my arse.

Or do I...?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Well, you have the choice really.
Take a fat and a thin one. More than enough to go around.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Spikey - cute crotchfruit
can has cuddles?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)
I wouldn't hug him at the moment
he's infected with lurgies!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)
it's okay
I catch just about everything that goes past me - I'll be fine. unless it's bronchitis. Then I won't be fine.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)
People
shouldn't bring their kids into where I work either.

Especially today, when I've got 6 paedos sitting round the way from me.

*seeeethes*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)
where do you work Jim?
Prison?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)
BertParadise?

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)
National Probation Service
Worse than a prison. At least those freaks are locked up.

These are ones who get suspended sentences and are free to roam the community provided they turn up to a course once a week and talk about their problem.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Brave man
I couldn't do your job so salute you Sir for not cunting them all most viciously.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)
It's difficult sometimes.
When I get water, I stare at them and sweat.

Just maybe they'll get to feel what it's like the other way round.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)
"problem"?
Raping kids is a "problem" now?

fucking oath.
I commend you Jim. I wouldn't be able to do it without grabbing the nearest stationary item, stabbing them through the ear into the brain and calling "next please".
fucking hell.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)
When'd you change job?
I remember you saying about your old one, sounded annoying.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Not enough child molesters for him?


Even I really don't like this conversation, I'll stop now.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)
My old company went bust
back in March. Bar work and temping (this job) at the moment.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)
Ah right!
So... Six paedos in a room...
Can you lock it from the outside?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)
Unfortunately
they have left. For the most part, it's a bit macabre; they fit a couple of classic paedo stereotypes. There's a tall guy with a dodgy haircut and a leather jacket with a paedo leer. There's an obese man who's sweaty and looks like he should be an ice cream man.

But then there's one bloke who looks very normal, and that's when you get an involuntary shudder. Because he's everywhere, the normal looking bloke.

You never know.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Yuck yuck yuck
Same thing with rapists in general though I suppose. Some of them look like it, fit the stereotypes.

then you get the normal looking ones.
/shudders.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)
*tries to look normal*

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Mucho kudos
for doing a job that many wouldn't want.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Oooh Group programs?
Bet I can guess which one and the level of effect it'll have.

You have my sympathies
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Can I borrow the dog?
Pleeeeeease? Just 10 minutes? 5? 1?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)
Who me?
I'ts not my dog - its the mrs uncles, and I think it's now pushing daisies
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)
What kind of mother thinks, "I'll bring my kid into work"
"and show him off to the paedos" ?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)
These kids having babies pisses me off.
I've managed to get to the ripe old age of nearly 44 without getting pregnant. It's not that difficult if you put your mind to it.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)
You were off cock for most of that though
and now the only men that'll touch you are seedless internet geeks
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)
Pfft!
I was only a lady lover for a few years you know but you're right about the second point : (
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)
I'm not seedless
I'll knock you up if you like. If my daughter's anything to go by, I have excellent genes
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)
Thanks for the offer but I actually want to remain childless.
It would cramp my style : )
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

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