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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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mothers cooing and bringing their crotchfruit into school.
'Specially not when they're my age!!
fucking hell.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That mothers bringing kids VC's age to school was something she'd have got used to by now, it being sort of the point of school.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

usually the girls who have kids drop out completely and start claiming benefits.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

They should be shot for bringing them into school.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

when my daughter was born. You got a problem with that?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

wondering what your little crotchfruit looks likes, and despite going against everything I want to imagine I can't help but think she's actaully quite cute.
Dunno why.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Imagine Madeleine McCann, but with bigger tits
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

my dad was 19 when he had my oldest sister.
What I have a problem with is bringing the kid into final year classes and then having to listen to the kid SCREAM all through the class.
EDIT: not saying I have a problem with having kids young - I love kids, fuck I'm as gooey as the rest of the female population for the most part, but while I'm fairly tolerant - when I have a SAC worth 10% of my final mark due in on wednesday - I really really really DON'T appreciate the sudden desire to bring babies into class.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Punch the kid, it's the only way they learn.
Pffft, your dad 'had' your oldest sister
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Trick learnt from BA. Failing that, sit on them.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I don't want any bones sticking into my arse.
Or do I...?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Take a fat and a thin one. More than enough to go around.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I catch just about everything that goes past me - I'll be fine. unless it's bronchitis. Then I won't be fine.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)

shouldn't bring their kids into where I work either.
Especially today, when I've got 6 paedos sitting round the way from me.
*seeeethes*
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Worse than a prison. At least those freaks are locked up.
These are ones who get suspended sentences and are free to roam the community provided they turn up to a course once a week and talk about their problem.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I couldn't do your job so salute you Sir for not cunting them all most viciously.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

When I get water, I stare at them and sweat.
Just maybe they'll get to feel what it's like the other way round.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Raping kids is a "problem" now?
fucking oath.
I commend you Jim. I wouldn't be able to do it without grabbing the nearest stationary item, stabbing them through the ear into the brain and calling "next please".
fucking hell.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I remember you saying about your old one, sounded annoying.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Even I really don't like this conversation, I'll stop now.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

back in March. Bar work and temping (this job) at the moment.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

So... Six paedos in a room...
Can you lock it from the outside?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)

they have left. For the most part, it's a bit macabre; they fit a couple of classic paedo stereotypes. There's a tall guy with a dodgy haircut and a leather jacket with a paedo leer. There's an obese man who's sweaty and looks like he should be an ice cream man.
But then there's one bloke who looks very normal, and that's when you get an involuntary shudder. Because he's everywhere, the normal looking bloke.
You never know.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Same thing with rapists in general though I suppose. Some of them look like it, fit the stereotypes.
then you get the normal looking ones.
/shudders.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Bet I can guess which one and the level of effect it'll have.
You have my sympathies
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I'ts not my dog - its the mrs uncles, and I think it's now pushing daisies
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

"and show him off to the paedos" ?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I've managed to get to the ripe old age of nearly 44 without getting pregnant. It's not that difficult if you put your mind to it.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

and now the only men that'll touch you are seedless internet geeks
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I was only a lady lover for a few years you know but you're right about the second point : (
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

I'll knock you up if you like. If my daughter's anything to go by, I have excellent genes
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

It would cramp my style : )
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)
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