QOTW is fine today, thanks for asking.
How're you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well I'll be frank, I'm on top form.
I managed to rake in the funds from private work only last week, and as such shall probably invest said money in some guaranteed profits.
It's nice to be able to discuss such events on a board where people don't leap down your throat for being incredibly popular and successful.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

We'd be able to hold a conversation
if you weren't so egocentric. As it is, that kind of self-centred attitude turns me right off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

This isn't the place for popular and successful people.
No wonder you're villified on here.

You need to find somewhere else where like-minded top-notch folks like yourself go to mingle.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

This is exactly how I see /talk, too
Some of the patrons there who aren't fat and miserable applaud me for putting up with such dour internet.
I'm an international service. JMG is here to support shit internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I question your motivation
It's rather unbelieveable that you think you are actually providing a service rather than just wasting time like the rest of us - except in a more obsessive troll-like fashion. More intelligent than the average troll, yes. Perhaps you think you provide entertainment, and might well do for some. However I find your humour rather crude and repetitive. Get the feeling you could do better. It's all a bit of a mystery. Your cult of personality starts to look a bit unhealthy when you pride yourself on an avowed detachment, pillorying "panderers" and those seeking "validation" - because the mirror faces both ways and you are as "guilty" as anyone. You claim never to take offense but it's easy to see the lie in such an inhuman attitude when you obviously get a kick out of winding up people on boards that don't meet your mission statement standards or whatever. Whenever I look on /talk you seem to be there. It could all be a big ironic joke but that rather beggars belief.

Bottom line: anyone who disparages "fat birds" in front of strangers with little obvious humour can be nothing but a total cunt. I for one will never acquiese to accepting such behaviour.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, Reply)