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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ultimately we know where this leads, with inevitable name calling and making stuff up about me in general.
But let's try and get through this without some of you throwing your toys out of the pram and blaming me from anything varying from swine flu to you being mildly obese.
How's QOTW, today?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:24, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So what shall we discuss?
It'll probably come back to JMG, anyhow.
But in the meantime, we could discuss the upcoming Champions League final?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I'm sure a male B3tan will be here shortly to play with.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

:(
It's very frustrating. I believe there's a load of rugger boys on here, who enjoy scrums.
There's been discussions and tearful fallings out over this, in the past.
:(
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Sorry JMG. I'm not that interested in football. But I could probably nod politely and feign interest/knowlege for a bit, if it's that big an issue
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Well when I say footballer, he was actually an accountant who played football at the weekends and when I say sleep with I actually gave him a blow job in a club toilets.
Does that make me a WAG?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I wouldn't want people to go out of their way to entertain me.
This isn't a strip club.
If it was a strip club it might have to be shut down for false advertising should they have have silhouettes of slim women on their windows.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Plus, I'd then have to buy stripper clothes, not to mention some form of sex change. Also, the site would become NSFW and all, and neon lighting and such. All in all it's probably for the best this isn't a strip club.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I managed to rake in the funds from private work only last week, and as such shall probably invest said money in some guaranteed profits.
It's nice to be able to discuss such events on a board where people don't leap down your throat for being incredibly popular and successful.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

if you weren't so egocentric. As it is, that kind of self-centred attitude turns me right off.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

No wonder you're villified on here.
You need to find somewhere else where like-minded top-notch folks like yourself go to mingle.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Some of the patrons there who aren't fat and miserable applaud me for putting up with such dour internet.
I'm an international service. JMG is here to support shit internet.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

It's rather unbelieveable that you think you are actually providing a service rather than just wasting time like the rest of us - except in a more obsessive troll-like fashion. More intelligent than the average troll, yes. Perhaps you think you provide entertainment, and might well do for some. However I find your humour rather crude and repetitive. Get the feeling you could do better. It's all a bit of a mystery. Your cult of personality starts to look a bit unhealthy when you pride yourself on an avowed detachment, pillorying "panderers" and those seeking "validation" - because the mirror faces both ways and you are as "guilty" as anyone. You claim never to take offense but it's easy to see the lie in such an inhuman attitude when you obviously get a kick out of winding up people on boards that don't meet your mission statement standards or whatever. Whenever I look on /talk you seem to be there. It could all be a big ironic joke but that rather beggars belief.
Bottom line: anyone who disparages "fat birds" in front of strangers with little obvious humour can be nothing but a total cunt. I for one will never acquiese to accepting such behaviour.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, Reply)

discuss the colour of the snot on the tissue from when I just blew my nose thirty seconds ago.
otherwise I'm well thanks. et tu?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I'm more looking forward to MONDAY than anything.
There's very important football to be had, there.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Monday is very important. It may be the last opportunity I get for a year to go to the pub to watch the match.
I realise that I could, in fact, still go to the pub next year to watch the like of Chelsea and Man U showboating. But why the hell would I want to do that? Winning constantly is dull. Dull, I tell you!
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

from the match would be if Christiano Ronaldo were to get very, very hurt.
Actually hurt, rather than his usual pretend hurt with tears.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

other than members of the government, people who ride motorbikes, and the people who run TESCO and ASDA, but this really appeals to me. I'd like a career ending tackle. That would wipe the smile of the smug cunts face.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

But as he doesn't, he can fuck off.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Joey Barton would probably knife him after the first training session.
He's another world class cunt, but for the simple fact that he is simply scum, not because I'm jealous that he's a massively better footballer than me.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

You pay attention to football...? I feel so betrayed, I don't know if our relationship can make it through this
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I don't think of football when we're together you know.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

That's why you got me to wear the Zebra costume. You LIED to me
*runs away crying*
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

because he's well sexy and gets his hair done at Toni and Guy
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I would like to engage you in an embrace of sexual love-making. How's about it?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I always miss the fun. Maybe I'll catch him later on /talk
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

only briefly, mind. You're very wrapped up in yourself, which makes it difficult to discuss anything, but that only makes me want you more
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

the bony bit anyway. Not the sexeh bit. That would be wrong.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

This is now looking desperate.
Can QOTW not put forward one respectable user?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

are you sure you can't be tempted?
*rubs nipple hair*
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Now I'm a PC gentleman who is all for you puffters having your own rights and all that.
But I can only go so far. I can't accommodate the big bent lifestyle.
Plus, you're on QOTW.
:(
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If I had some gender reassignment surgery, would you be interested then?
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Although I'm not entirely sure what this is for.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

My real name is unimportant on here.
( , Fri 8 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)
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