You're giving me the horn
with all this sex talk
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I give you the horn anyway bert
you need to stop imagining my breasts when you read what I write.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I've never seen your breasts
I bet they're all pert and perky, like seventies tits, but with more bounce, and maybe some ice cream, and a tattoo of me next to your left nipple.

Yeah
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, Reply)

It's the thought of the waitress uniform isn't it?
*Has thought*
*Wipes*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)

In all honesty, no
it was the way she stood up for herself so passionately.

Go on VC, get your minge out, tickle his A spot
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, Reply)