To be fair to you...
...we only exported the ones we couldn't elect.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

bet you would still do the same thing now though
if you could.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Yes...
...starting with the ones we elected in 1997.

We could do a deal with the Aussie government, they would be allowed to torpedo the ship carrying them the moment it enters Australian territorial waters.

Everyone's a winner.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Can we swap
Gordon Brown for Kevin Rudd? We'll chuck Tony in as well just to even things up a little.

And we'll take John Howard as well just for the hell of it.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I vote for this.
Can we sweeten the deal by offering Mr Rudd a knighthood?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

no
johnny howard is obsolete. No body cares about him any more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

The King is dead!!!

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Okay, okay!
We'll even throw in Harriet Harman and Hazel Blears.

Literally.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 8 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)