Shuffle
Came up with Swordfish Trombones (Tom Waits) this morning. So I found the album and listened to it on the way to work. I'd forgotten how awesome it is.

What have you rediscovered lately?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:53, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My cock does that...
Nah.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Thank god!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Guffaw.
In the office.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I've rediscovered
my love of jelly. mmmm. Jelly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Fruit or KY?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:00, Reply)

well
not a lot of point for KY considering I don't have a rabbit.
So Fruit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:00, Reply)

A rabbit?
That paints an interesting picture.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:03, Reply)

rabbit, toy,
Different names for the same thing that does the same job.

I'm not 18 so I can't actually legally buy one. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

That's never put off most people.
Someone you can trust, internet ordering etc...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

I've never understood that
They do a similar thing in the US, too. Is there a scientific basis for withholding sex toys from under-18s?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

oh well it's obvious innit?
at 17 and a few months - I'm obviously far less mature then I will be in 9 months time on my 18th.

Stupid twunts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)

It's all a plot.
Obviously you've been sexually mature since about 13\14. Legal for shagging since 16. However it is perfectly natural that you won't be flying solo until you're 18. Good job bloke's hands don't need a license.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:25, Reply)

LIES
I've been flying solo since I was 13. Bollocks to all that shite of only being awakened at 18. I mean come on! If I can fuck at 16 why can't I wank?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

It is ridiculous.
But if they dare suggested changing it, just imagine the protests from the daily mail reading masses who regard such things as a filthy fetish.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Arch Enemy
Listened to them a lot about a year ago. Stopped, then shuffle threw up a favourite track of theirs a few weeks ago. Now I'm back on the awesomeness of Angela Gossow's voice. Also, re-discovered absinthe.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

My box set arrived!
In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essence of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!
Monkeeeeeeeeeey!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Monkey is utter, utter genius.
I played the soundtrack LP on Friday night. That theme tune is damn fonky, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I am so excited....
...and I just can't hide it!

Mrs Tugnut called and told it arrived and I actually contemplated pulling a 'sickie' to go home and watch it. Instead I will wait, pick up some sexy crisps and have a marathon viewing session this evening.

Woohoo!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

The pilot episode is the best one IMHO
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

My lack of
...musical skill

:(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)