It's always a good day when you get to see a dog.
They should hire them out on the NHS.

At one point I was going to put an advert up in the local shops as "A free dog walker (as long as I can take photographs)", but I realised that'll make me sound creepy at best.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Do it anyway.
Or just lurk in the park-bushes with a telephoto lens.
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

You'll need some anti-shake.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Just stop wanking?

( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Unpossible.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You mean
The oven-gloves filled with broken glass didn't work?
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm like a bee buzzing against a window in that respect.
_nothing_ is going to stop my resolve, I will make it through that glass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Well just remember the number I told you.
I'll say it again it's not three times nine.
Dialling 27 and waiting will just result in bleeding to death.
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Hello? NHS Direct? Yeah', it's me again...... glass in the oven mitts this time..... the internet...... *sigh*, okaaaay.....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)