To whome it may concern
I'm writting to you in regards to "Crack House Ceilidh Band a.k.a. CHCB" and her current status of singledom, and what we can do to rectify the situation.

Aside the ovbouse qualitys that stand out like a beckan in the night, I can reliably and fully inform you that she would be a perfect candidate for potential mate. She is modest to say, but she is the world's only holder of 25 michiline stars, and has been known to turn ASDA Value Fish Fingers into Lobster, a skill that is rare indeed. Her housekeeping skills are second to none, she once opened her home (and her heart (and the hearts of the nation)) to the general public, where she recieved status from The British Hotel Athority of 10 Stars, they actually had to adjust the layout of their latest magazine to acomidate such an acolade. She is goal orietated and has achieved results in the ongoing research into the elimitation of homeless people, her sollution and plees to the Europien Union to "Just sort it out, mate, c'mon." was backed by Kofie-Annan and resulted in instant housing for those relivent to the program. I've been reliably form that she is well equiped and armed for all bedroom anticks, according to Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Timberlake and Stephen Fry.

In light of this news, I do hope you reconsider your opinion and as thus proced to woe her at the next avaible opertunity.

Kind Regards

Gonz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think that bit
about the elimination of homeless people will win him over. I think he'd like a nice, decisive, final solution like that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Hah.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)

This reference wins.
If he doesn't accept you after that then you'll just have to work your way around the b3tans - male and female.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, Reply)