Gnah' ! I've woken up pissed off.
It's as if it's suddenly clicked, but one of the people where I work has decided to tell everyone something about me that I really don't want other people knowing. He only knows (and it's a half truth) because I showed him something else once (a project I'm doing in cyprus) when I first started working there, because he is from the same place. I've told him a few times to stop telling people, but last night he decided to tell pretty much every driver there.

One of the drivers asked me how old my mum was, in all seriousness, and then said [something like] "Nah', to old for me, she's probably shit (in bed)". Next time I'm going to say the same thing about his daughter, who's 15.

I'm working on their website, it's 90% complete, I'm going to finish that, get paid, then they can all fuck right off, I'm sick of constantly being asked every time a lady walks past the office "What would you do to THAT? Would you bang her? Would you give her one?". Christ, it's no wonder that place is eaither basicly "The Devorced Husband's Club" or "The 40s Year Old And Still Lives With Mummy Club".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:22, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you change the title of their site to that after you've been paid and left?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:33, Reply)

Yeah', but I wouldn't, as it's not the owners who's pissed me off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:44, Reply)

You're a cabmonkey aren't you?
So am I. At least you have an exit strategy... I think I might start working on one.

Any tips?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:18, Reply)

Cab Monkey, Any Tips........
Pfffft. And Snort.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, Reply)

Heh christ
I didn't even see that one!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Yeah', I take the calls and sometimes do a bit of controling.
I really enjoy the job, just not the people. The real money is opening up a firm, I did the maths between the cab rent and the amount of drivers, and it's a very lucrative buisness, even once you've taken into account the PDAs (we use Murcury) and the advertising.

My exit stratagy is that I'm going to really push my website buisness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:33, Reply)

Fair play
I have a few chums in the business - used to be a webmonkey myself. If you're looking to start-up I'll pass your addy on if you want? Might not generate anything but *shrugs*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)