if that's the case
I need to be shorter! I'm underweight for my height apparently but I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat AND EAT and I *never* put on the weight I need.

End result? Being called an anorexic whore from oompa loompa lookalikes with faces cracking with the extent of the terrible makeup.

I need to get ouuuuuuuuuuuut. Not put out. Get out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

anorexic whore?
that's a bit much, surely?

do you exercise regularly? you might find that by exercising and eating the right things you'll come to a weight that you're happier with over time.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

rarely properly exercise.
When I exercise the weight just slides off and takes ages to put back on. Used to be very athletic and was rake thin.
Eat everything in moderation. I'm damned if I'm giving up my fried greasy chippies! Or my chocolate - or strawberries or noodles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

HaHa.
Anorexic? Not with such a pleasant rack. Purty breasts, young lady purty breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

ahaha
Down porky! Don't make me unleash the power of the young lady purty breasts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*Splutter*
Down? Too old to raise much more than a smile these days. Thank god. All that energy wasted? Gisabagacrisps.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

ahah
/chucks a bag of Salt and Vinegar Smiths.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)