My hair is shit.
I had it straightened last night and it still has a kink in it at the ends.


What do you wish you could change about your appearance?
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why is Ray Davies
residing in your hair?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Haha!
Silly man : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

You started it.
So is your hair a dedicated follower of fashion then?

:D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

It's as limp as your jokes : o
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm pleased you said jokes

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ah, you old people.

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Shut it Clenders
I'm still not 40 yet therefore I am young. YOUNG, DAMMIT!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

...
*points*

*laughs*
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

If this was Logan's Run,
You'd be gone!
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

No i wouldn't
I'd be frolicking in some edenic paradise with Jenny Agutter and Peter Ustinov.

Would have to get rid of Peter though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Wish I had razor-sharp claws,
Instead of stupid, useless fingernails.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

It would make typing difficault.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Nah,
Be easier than having gigantic, sausage-fingers, and that doesn't seem to stop a lot of internet people.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
mong-nails
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I wouldn't look so much of a twat in photographs

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

BGB
Do you have the curse of the curly locks, too???
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

@Psyche
Not curly, just wavy : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Psyche
Own your curls! You have beautiful hair! We curly haired girls need to stick together you know! Mine is a mass of huge ringlets, waves and kinks - and I'm fucking happy with it! Be proud of your hair!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Woo!
Ok, just keep throwing the huge amounts of frizz-ease my way then all will be good!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

all I use
is water and a tiny bit of sorbolene cream. Seriously. And by "tiny bit" I mean enough to cover the top pad of your pinkie. That's it. Mix with a little water and rake through your hair and done!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

If only I knew
What this wonderful sorbolene cream stuff was!!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

It's made from
The tears of Jesus, the semen of a unicorn and the grease of Elvis.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Sounds delicious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

MMmm
I love curly hair!
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I have curly hair too.
Fact.
But it's short enough not to be an issue.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Don't most people have
that sort of curly hair?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

are you talking about pubes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Silly girl.
I meant my head hair.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

your head is covered in pubes?
I wondered what was enhancing your already penis-like appearance ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

*sighs*
Is that the best you've got?
Honestly, take a deep breath, oxygenate that brain-meat, and try again.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

work has been sapping all my brain power recently
I just haven't got it in me at the moment

and no, I don't want "it" in me ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Clearly you do.
Don't fight, you'll only make it harder.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Fnarr!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

hairy back
just bleurgh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

My skin. :(
I have acne and chicken pox scarring - not overly noticeable to people from a distance of about 6 metres or more but up close I find it quite stand outish. :(

The worst bit is I still have the acne (just not as bad) so can't get anything done to fix it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I need to lose a stone
In two weeks I'm off on holiday when this really will become apparent to all.

Luckily at 6'2" as long as I'm standing up no-one can tell normally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

This question reminds me of one of my favorite song lyrics.
I wish i was little bit taller
I wish i was a baller
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four impala
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I could do with losing a few stone, but aside from that, I'm the definition of stunning.
Arn't I? am I?...hello?

Please validate me, please, oh god, I'm a monster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

A monster eh?
How do you feel now that your parents are splitting up?

RIP Peeter an Jordin xxxx
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

^ hahahahahaha!
Good work, dear boy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I hope you weren't dissing Harvey.
He's so lovely that I just want to huggle him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

"He"?
It's a MONSTER!
A hundred years ago they'd've locked it in a cellar and fed it poor people.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

=(((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'd like an extra 4inches
... of height.

But there aren't many girls who wouldn't happily accept an extra 4 inches if it were offered them.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'd like to LOSE 4 inches
... From my waistline.

also my cock is enormous
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)

But.....but....but...............
my life would be wonderful if I had straight hair.


I'm dooooooooomed : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

My hair, too
It's incredibly thick and gets wavy when it gets too long, so I tend to clipper it to grade 2. I've been convinced to let it grow again though which'll be fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Georgina
My life'd be a lot less crap with Georgina back in it.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Man the fuck up Edmund and find another women.
*hugs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Find me
one too please.

A non-mentalist good looking one preferred, although any considered.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Nope.
Don't want to :( I'll remain happy being single*.

* may contain traces of lie.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Hmm...
The beer belly.
The inability to smile without looking like a goon
The double crown, making me look like a peacock when my hair grows.
My smelly feet.

Take your pick.

Actually, my feet amuse me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I have
a double crown and the exact same issue :(
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Your feet are a bit whiffy
You do smile like a goon, and blokes your age should not have a beer belly!

Yet for some reason the missus thinks you're cute (in a cheruby way, not a sexy way)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Well...
It's a start!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I could do with looking a bit less like Gollum.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Awh!
Y'alright Sméagol?
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Fine ta.


My precious.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Top Man

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Top Banana.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Top yourself

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Top Gun?
Playin' with the boys...
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Top heavy
;)
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Top trumps?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Top Hat

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Top bollocks

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Top dog

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Toploader?
*winces*
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Top of the mornin to ya?
*double winces*
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

You two have ruined it . RUINED IT!
hurray
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Top Dollar!
Haha!
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

A list
* Lose a couple of stone
* Tone up torso
* Bigger penis
* More tattoos (both sleeves, both shins, chest and upper back)
* More piercings (tongue, maybe more in the ears, nipples)
* Wolverine's healing power
* Prehensile hair
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

More tentacles
and a hardier exoskeleton.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I need to be taller.
Apparently if I were 6'7" I would be simply overweight bordering on OK. Knowing my predilection for stuffing my cavernous maw I would probably just use it as leeway to gain another 10Kg. Lazy fat bastard that I am.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

if that's the case
I need to be shorter! I'm underweight for my height apparently but I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat AND EAT and I *never* put on the weight I need.

End result? Being called an anorexic whore from oompa loompa lookalikes with faces cracking with the extent of the terrible makeup.

I need to get ouuuuuuuuuuuut. Not put out. Get out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

anorexic whore?
that's a bit much, surely?

do you exercise regularly? you might find that by exercising and eating the right things you'll come to a weight that you're happier with over time.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

rarely properly exercise.
When I exercise the weight just slides off and takes ages to put back on. Used to be very athletic and was rake thin.
Eat everything in moderation. I'm damned if I'm giving up my fried greasy chippies! Or my chocolate - or strawberries or noodles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

HaHa.
Anorexic? Not with such a pleasant rack. Purty breasts, young lady purty breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

ahaha
Down porky! Don't make me unleash the power of the young lady purty breasts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*Splutter*
Down? Too old to raise much more than a smile these days. Thank god. All that energy wasted? Gisabagacrisps.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

ahah
/chucks a bag of Salt and Vinegar Smiths.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I would like
- to not have a double-chin in ALL photos, but which mysteriously appears to not be there in any mirrors. A kind of vampire-doublechin, as it were;
- to have nicer skin. I suffer with extremely dry skin and could probably grate cheese on my upper-arms. Cheese with added skin-flakey goodness;
- same as BGB, I want hair which is either one or the other, not silly in-between half straight, half curly;
- to not wear glasses.

I've got excellent tits though.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Excellent tits?
You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Show me yours first
Or it didn't happen
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'd like not to look like a man.
Which is frowned upon if you're a women.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Oh for heaven's sake!
You're lovely.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

As are you
Clennybaby!
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

How sweet!

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I am lovely : )
A lovely man-women.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

STOP THAT!

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I wish the charges would be dropped so I wouldn't have to appear at all.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

i can't quite tell
if you're joking or not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Ah, another one!
I'd like to change my hair.

I went through a period of dyeing it a lot, and my hair has never recovered. It's still incredibly fine, and refuses to be styled.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)