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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I ejaculate backwards in time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)
Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?

What have you been putting in there?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)
That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

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