Do we do Lunchtime threads here? I'm not entirely sure of the ettiqute here yet.
I went to a different sandwich shop today, one that looks really nice, they've spent a lot of money kitting it out (except they don't have any tables or chairs, so most of the room is big and empty... but around the walls it looks like they've spent a lot of money).

I wanted a Bacon, Avacardo and Mayo sandwich. The bacon was cold, and he toasted it with the mayo and avacardo in, so that's warm. It's bloody vile.

This is more diapointing than the time I got a call from [insert good looking pop idol of your choice] and [he/she] asked for my best friend's number =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:48, 70 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

there's no official rule
because we don't need one, not being gayers and all

post about whatever you want, whenever you want

warm mayo and avocado sounds fucking gross.

i had tomato soup with marmite sandwich.

for the second day in a row. didn't really think that one through....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*Undoes top button and let's it all hang out*
Aghh, much better.

It was rank, it really was, I did ask him about it but he said it was nice. Never mind, they'll go bust by the winter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

He said it was nice.
Ha-ha - that's hilarious.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I'm too trusting and too easerly lead astray
=((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I got a bacon, chicken and mayo roll.
Brown, crusty bread.
Then sat in the park, had a smoke.
A good lunchtime.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

COME IN TO LONDON AND SEE MEEEEEEEE

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Maybe...
We might be getting an order for the other hotel... The one that starts with "T".
Art-deco-style, apparently.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Do it! Do it now!

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Can't.
Couple of weeks, maybe.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll make it up to you with coffee.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

:O

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

\o/

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

\m/ (^-^) \m/
I just wanted to join in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Stop letting people into london when I'm not here !
It's not fair people having bashes with out me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

It's not really a bash,
It's more "a hot and sexy coffee in the park".
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

That describes it perfectly.
Stay out in Zone Four, Gonz. It's not safe for you here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Me and mes crew iz gonna come down dier and inroch on yah ter-rah-tory, innits.
Iz don't care if youz queen of da 'oodiez.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Something's happened to Gonzo.
*prods Gonzo with a stick*
I think he's broken.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

RARE BRUV ! 'EM SHOEZ LOOK JUST LIKE MINE ! ARE YOU SUREZ DEY AIN'T MINE?
/ac

I'm so 'street', it hurts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I had a chicken sandwich and a smoke.
Mmm...
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I had some crisps
because I'm too poor to buy food so just steal all the crisps from the meetings and stash them in my drawer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

are you still poor?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Do you have the equivilient to a crate of crisps in your draw now?
If not, SEEK OUT MORE CRISPS !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

'equivalent'
'drawer'

You have not been charged for this call
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Ouch, did you splurge your salary...
on Friday night?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

No it all went on filthy filthy bills
I have about 4 packets left *hunts down more meetings*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I didn't realise he was charging these days.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

He has to pay for his NY flights somehow.

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought Willard Christpher Smith, Jnr... lives in miami?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

haha
Well the credit crunch has brought about many a change. He said you'd get a discount though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Wookiee won't pay.
He's already giving himself away for free in alleyways.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That was a special introductory offer.
Not my fault you missed it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Damn my determination to honour commitments I'd made to friends.
DAMN!
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oooh, brilliant.
I shall start saving up.

Oh look, I've finished.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That was quick
You can get help for that though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Assistance
only makes it worse :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

What
you actually come before you get aroused?
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I ejaculate backwards in time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?

What have you been putting in there?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Haha, I'm going to knick that line.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

No wonder
you're free if you only last that long.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Spicy pasta
And some fruit gums.

I need my carbs, I'm off to the gym after work.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I had 3 slices of pizza
Left over from last night and reheated. Delicious with the little tub of garlic dip for the crusts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Yums!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

That Honey'n'Mustard one they do is as close to liquid-smack-cocain that I'm ever going to get.
It's sooo good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I could go with Honey & Mustard
...but I would be thinking of garlic & herb.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

They?
I suspect you get your pizza from a different place to me. As long as you steer clear of Domino's you should be fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Oh, for some reason I read that as you went to Dominos.
I don't get fake-italian pizza that often, but when I do, it's honey'n'mustard all the way.

I like Papa John's Jellopino Poppers too, is it wrong to get a take-away from one of these places and only get side-dishes?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Crumbed deep-fried cheese-filled chilis
are never wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'm not the Pizza Police
Side dish away!

I don't do Domino's any more, I've only ever got barely edible mockeries of pizza from them. My local place is fairly new and is doing a 16" pizza for 9.99 which does me for 3 meals.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Dominos do two different types of bases.
Cardboard and Doughnut.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Cardboard?
That's the box. I think you're doing it wrong.
( Cawl, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

No, it's the pizza
They're singularly inept.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I have been a bit masochistic over lunch
and haven't had it yet.

This thread is making my mouth water.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I have the following feast:
- Chicken & Bacon Sub from Tesco - vastly inferior to the Sainsbury's brand but, as they've changed their stock, it'll have to do.
- A small pack of Wotsits
- A Cadbury's Caramel

I'm doin' alright.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

New discovery
Dr Karg's Emmental Cheese and Pumpkin Seed crispbreads. Absolutely gorgeous. Goes amazingly well with ham and pease pud sarnies. Why did nobody tell me?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

And the winner of today's luchtime thread is....
wait, when I reply, it doesn't tell me who I'm replying too !

Well, it's you, anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Replying
If you want to reply to a specific person, click the reply button which is just around ^^ here

If you want to reply to the original poster, use the reply button at the top or bottom of the page.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I think he meant
That once he'd clicked Reply it showed him the post he was replying to but not the name of the poster.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)