Sorted.
How's about this:

1. Getting up isn't a problem - that's what we've got aircraft for

2. The falling piece isn't a problem either; by the time you realise "shit, I'm in mid-air, falling under the force of gravity" you're canopy is open and you're gently (and I do mean - gently) floating to the ground

3. If you don't mind a little freefall, I can strap you to me and I'll be the one doing the falling, you're just hanging on?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As long as you promise to hold me tenderly
And you don't mind me soiling myself and screaming the whole way down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

this^^^
for me too!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

For you both
It's a bit noisy, I'm probably not going to hear you on the way down!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)