I *know* I'm going to regret asking this,
...but why has chickenlady got embalming fluid?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No3l gave it to me
I asked.

It's good for the skin. Keeps it looking peachy and not all dry and dessicated and dead.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I can't imagine what she'll use it for.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Obviously it's for keeping certain b3tans looking good
You know...the one I've got hidden at my place.

Yep.


I'm holding Bert prisoner.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I KNEW IT!
This explains the black mask and burglers jumper I found in the dustbin
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, Reply)

They're not mine
I make PJM wear them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I wondered what'd happened to him
Have you got a large supply of Jammie Dodgers and J17 magazines to keep him amused?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Strangely enough
in my loft I have the first 200 issues of J17 from when it came out - the first edition was issued with Smash Hits.

He's currently wanking himself dry on those.

I'll let him have a jammy dodger later if he's good.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Tell him
it's the same without him.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Oh! He's calling out - must have found the Bananarama full page spread.
I'd better go and clear up.

See you soon.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Mmmm
Bananas.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

*cough*
Bananarama

www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/images/bananarama_50.jpg

Now must go clean up.

Ta-ta!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I remember who Bananarama are!
I remember T'Pau, you know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I saw them in concert
at University. Awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*suddenly overwhelmed by teen memory*
Of the video to "Venus". Mmm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)