Stop it!
All this talk of bullying, rape, suicide and eating at Greggs is really putting a downer on my day - so to make the world feel right I am off for a quick lunchtime wank.

How are you going to heal the world and make it a better place?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:06, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

With fire.
Gotta burn it down to get it better.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I'd line up a few politicians
And have them machine gunned.

The world would be a much happier place.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Hold on...
...make sure they pay their expenses back first.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I'm going to rub Savlon Cream and Vaseline
into every living creature that crosses my path.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Oooo Matron!
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I'm going to drink cheap supermarket booze and wave my genitals at passing traffic.
Sorry, what was the question again?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)