seriously don't try it
it's sharp, and even if you don't poke a hole in your cock with it, think of the word 'splinters'

best best is these babies:
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( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:12, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

oooyer..
That's brought memories back of my brother's silly rugby mate, and his party trick. He used to bung 3 matches down there, set them alight, and piss on them to put them out..

I thought I'd buried that one...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)