The Guardian Guide. 16/5/09: Heckles
I have not been back to check yet, but reading their 'Top 10 Heckles' as accounted by (forgets name) who managed 'The Comedy Store'.

I swear, all 10 were in the 'Best of' of QOTW once.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:54, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I saw a couple of guys doing stand up
and this really pissed bloke tried to heckle them, and they said "Look, we don't try and interrupt your work, we don't come round and slap the dicks out of your mouth do we?".
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

No shit?
Did I tell you about my parents and the ice cream van?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:07, Reply)

that's a common comeback
heard that many times..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Its in the top 10
Paul Merton. Something like 'Do I come down the alleyways by the docks and slap the transexual dicks out of your mouth'

It does at least have the decency to say 'has been used in many forms since'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I just re-read the Best of for the Heckles QOTW.
Pity the Guardian missed out the Daphne and Celeste one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:41, Reply)