Well done!
To be fair though, that's wildlife throwing themselves in front of your wee vee-hickle, rather than you having to control faunacidal urges!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ah yes
If the roe deer of the borders have got all fed up and bored because there's fuck all to do apart from throw themselves in front of knackered old volkswagens, there's not much I can do about it except accelerate
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Well quite!
You were a bit shaken up though, bless your cotton socks!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I was a bit
and there is still fur/hair* on the front bumper


do deer have fur or hair?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I would say fur

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

but it looks too long to be fur
what is the difference between hair and fur anyway?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)