^^
either that or telling their real life friends how to have conversations

"No, you can't reply in a polite and linear way, we've all to have 8 million conversations all at once, and oh, if I don't like it, or I get bored, I'm going to assume the power of veto, forbid it, expect you all to comply, and then bitch about it endlessly if I don't like that either"
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Wow, MIss Tulip
That's very vociferous:)

One of the many reasons you're all of the fun!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

why thank you
*looks around shiftily*

Want to hear a secret?

you know the mysterious, unassuming, secret person who secretly rules the interwebs from a garden shed somewhere at the other end of the universe?

*looks round shiftily again*

Well...


... it's not me.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

You mean.,....
You fibbed?

*giggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

that's right, I fibbed
it IS me, and if you don't all do as I say, well, there's not much I can do about it!

Bwahahahaha!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)