Bad luck
But we may still be joining you next season unless Boro and Hull both lose and we somehow manage to beat Villa away...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Byeeeeeeeeeeee!

( thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:43, Reply)

You're horrid!
And I'm not playing with you anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:09, Reply)

*shrugs*
I'll just play with you then.
I'm only filled with smug joy because we had our worst start to the season in years and yet we're going to manage a respectable finish.
( thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:23, Reply)

That's true
Our season hasn't been helped by the turmoil in the club, I don't think. Four managers in one season is frankly ludicrous.

I've said it before - we need stability. Unfortunately we're about as stable as a spastic in a high wind...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:37, Reply)

So, like a spastic standing near your gorgeous wife, then?

( thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Yup
:D

Actually, come to think of it, she did a massive fart as we passed St James' Park a while back.

I think she poisoned the team...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 May 2009, 19:51, Reply)

sofalol

( thealternativefact, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Trust me
A season in the champ will do the Toon a power of good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:20, Reply)