I'm on the same boat here
Although it's mainly my doing fucking most things up.

I mean, it could be bloody Scarlett Johannsen herself but I'm just far too busy doing my own selfish stuff like drinking, working, watching/playing football, playing nerdy games, travelling, hanging about with friends, working, spending money on pointless shit, etc etc.

What do you mean you want to come round tonight? I've been breaking my back all day and want to watch the season finale of The Wire before falling into a snoresome sleep for the pissy 6 hours I get.

Come round at the weekend, we can do the deed preferrably while drunk and then get the fuck out so I can have a showr, watch the Sunday football, drink copious amounts of tea while playing the Xbox.

Whoa reading that over this explains why I have trouble with girls. Although the current one seems to be bearing up alright.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah the ongoing
personal time Vs sexehtiem battle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Yes
but what of those of us who have a surfeit of personal time?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Then you need to get
some more hobbies? Get a Marina they are good time hoggers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I've got some hobbies already
- but thanks.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I think there are people
who just want to spend every single moment with someone and other people who get to a "fuck off and give me my space" point.

Opposites do not attract in this instance.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Agreed.
And yet, I seem to be in the middle ground.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Stuck in the middle with yoooouuu
clowns to the left of me jokers to the riiiiggghhhhhht.

Oh and in answer to the original question: Morning snuggles.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Especially morning snuggles that lead to morning rogering.
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

In my book morning snuggling is an open invitation to rogering
Can anyone comfirn this as the trufax of life?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Definitely not.
Written invitations only, in triplicate.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I just realised
That I spelt "confirm" as "comfirn".

That has to be one of the most hideous spelling errors that I've ever made.

Anyway back on topic, if that's the case then people better not hug me in the morning unless they fancy 4 inches of hard man-meat weasling it's way around your orifices.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Anything is an
open invite to rogering if you're insanely horny.

why is everyone looking at me like that?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)