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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wear oven gloves.
Then punch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Fuck off
he'd only bite me harder

Besides...could you really punch this?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)
Fair point.
Get another bag?
It can't be on two at once.

Or spray your bag with... Lemon juice? I think cats hate citrus, if I recall correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:25, Reply)
But who wants a bag that's covered in lemon juice?
it's a natural bleaching agent

Ha, Kaol likes my kitty, Kaol likes my kitty
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Oooh, picture.
That's not a bad cat!
Good size.

Hmmm... What about petrol? Or vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:32, Reply)
And fire.
Cats don't like fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Or dogs.
Get a dog to sit on your bag to stop the cat sitting on it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:33, Reply)
But then I still lose the usage of the bag
and he'd probably eat the dog. This cat does not play well with others. Humans yes, but not other beasties.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:34, Reply)
He does
he's fascinated by matches. Freak cat.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:33, Reply)
I like this cat!
Awesome!
And matches.
I like matches too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:36, Reply)
He's all of the win
except when he demands attention and pokes his whiskas up my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, Reply)
He puts
Cat-food in your nostrils?
Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:42, Reply)
Yeah, he's just that nice
nah, just long strandy hairs that make you jump.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)
I know...
T'was a piss-take on your spulling errir.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Pfft, whiskas, whiskers, it's all the same when they're purring like a tractor having savaged your hands

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

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