What the Deuce?
Can anyone explain what all this Honda Accord bollocks is?
(stubbledchin, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:11, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone posted a story about how they trapped their old bully turned skag head against a wall
...using the might of a Honda Accord.

it's now become the automotive Chuck Norris.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

nice description

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Kills you Honda Accord style

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Not only crushed him with the car,
but jumped out and hit him too. In the face. Twice.

What a guy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

And then he died later.
From an OD.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

The Honda Accord then went on to a successful career as a nightclub doorman

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

nightclub doorman
King Of All Warriors.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I now wish to see an all-Accord demolition derby.
There can be only one!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

It wouldn't happen.
They'd team up and head over to the nearest crack-den to Dish Out Some Hot Justice Yeah!
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Super Mecha Accord
*stamp stamp stamp*

Justice is done.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

It's real life I tell you!
Left work yesterday and saw two chavs go past in a multi coloured Honda Accord. With a huge exhaust. The funny bit was they were tailgating a pensioner who was driving a micra.
So someone was using the Honda to bully.
Talk about subverting the meme.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Might I add
the story had trace elements of bullshit.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)