Still makes me laugh
when people go "What the fuck does W T F mean?"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What the fuck
DOES it mean though?
I've always been too scared to ask.
EDUCATE ME!
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Win The For

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It means
Where's the fudge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Oh, fudge!
Where is it?
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Here with me.
You can't have any
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Oh...
WYCFOT.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Poor show.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Well
YCFOM
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I can fuck over you?
Nah, I'll pass.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

fuck off more
now it's even more
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Yes it does,
doesn't it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hehe, not heard that one
My Dad still thinks "lol" means "Lots of love"

Makes the most mediocre texts slightly disturbing, eg "You've left your keys at home and we're going out in a bit, lol", or "Can you look after the cat, he's a bit poorly, lol"

(Some of this may be borrowed from a Real Comedian. The first bit's true though.)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

My mother also
although she's not done it for a while, in fairness. Maybe she's learnt the correct definition......or maybe she JUST DOESN'T LOVE ME ANY MORE......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I had the most trouble with FTW.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

This ^
FTW!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I knew it'd be you...
AICMFP!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

^ My housemate
uses this all the time, took me ages to figure it out. He also used to say to cover a lot of things in jam
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

IANAL
always makes me giggle, as does its cousin IANAD.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I had to google
them both. :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You clearly don't frequent enough forums
full of ill-informed, opinionated pricks then.

There has been a disturbing increase in IANAS too.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

not a
sailor?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I would approve of that.
I'm not a sailor, but surely any fool knows how to work a sextant?

It's scientist. Really? You're not a scientist? The utter fucking nonsense you're producing would never have lead me to conclude that. I mean, you never hear "Well, I'm not a mathematician, but it seems to me that 3 and 4 should equal 11" do you? Because that's about how much sense you're making.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand relax.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Someone give him some cheese
ASAP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I have Emmental and pies.
The world is safe.

For now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

LOLz
Try Ben Goldacre :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

cover who with what now?!
Think i'll be kicking myself when you de-ris that... lol
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Does he ever use CIIJASIIE?
(Cover it in jam and spunk in its eye)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah that's the one
I couldn't remember the last bit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

To be honest
I've had problems with most of the TLA's, but I got better!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

TLAs are fine
It's the ETLAs I have difficulty with

(is a compsci scientist ;)
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

A computer science scientist, eh?
How rare.

/removes pedantry cloak
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I find it necessary
to be redundant with the 2nd use of scientist just to hammer the message home.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)