Made me smile.
Approaching a roundabout are 3 lanes, the middle lane allows you to go left or right, the idea being to get you in the correct lane for the next roundabout. So I'm in the middle lane, signal left so I can turn right at the next when some twat in a Punto cuts in front from the right. I hoot.
Tip: If you're going to hoot at someone who's cut you up, then hoot for about 6-7 seconds. A simple pip doesn't get the message across.

Anyway, so he's gone left as I was, and was in lane to turn right at the next roundabout. He signals right for the third exit, so do I (as that's where I'm going.) I think he thought I was chasing him because at the very last split second he lurches across the lanes and heads down the previous exit.

Amusingly, he hadn't seen the police car on the roundabout and the police took great interest in his lane discipline and went after him.

I wanted to double back and gloat but my missus needed a pee and wanted to get home, the spoilsport.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

clicked I like this
even though it does nothing, because I like this :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

It's quite odd
If I'm ever cut up by someone, they always seem to be going the same route I am and must think I'm some psycho road-rage guy going after them, but all I want to do is go home.

Hang on, that's like Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down'. D-FENS!!
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:22, Reply)

You
weren't driving an Accord were you?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)