This gives me the oppertunity to roll out this old one.
Toilet cleaning guide.

1) Open your toilet

2) Put on armoured gloves

3) Pick up your cat and give it a stroke to keep it calm. Be gentle.

4) This will need to be done at speed. Approach the toilet, and very quickly drop in the cat (this may take come practice). As the cat falls, close the lid and sit on it.

5) Flush. The self agitating motion of the cat inside the toilet will ensure a thorough clean. A full grown cat will be too large to be flushed away. Do not use kittens, unless you are aiming for a deep drain clean.

6) With one hand keeping the lid down, step as far behind the toilet as possible. Open the lid to eject the cat. DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE TOILET.

7) Enjoy your fresh porcelein
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)