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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not sure that any kind of weapons ought to be involved.

A mist-shrouded meadow near a lake would be the ideal venue, I'd suggest. Possibly with a handily adjacent string quartet adding a slightly sinister aural cast to the proceedings.

Obviously we'd both need trusted and faithful retainers to act as seconds, and at an agreed and understood signal each should gently deride the other in dulcet, mellow tones.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Spiffing idea.
I bagsy Devil-in-Tights as he's quite theatrical and I think he would be quite good at that sort of thing.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)
I'm struggling for a second
But that's a minor detail.

I think we can both agree that the string quartet will be providing an interpretation of "Violator" throughout the proceedings.

As a Gentleman I would, of course, offer you a glass of Sainsbury's Merlot and a Rothmans prior to our commencement.

EDIT - I shall ask the equally irregular Blaireau69 to be my batman, because he needs a good day out.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)
Violator
Oh, absolutely.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:15, Reply)
oooh, an interesting choice
you don't want someone with first aid skills and a getaway coach standing by then?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:17, Reply)
Dear Girl
Do you think that Byron, Shelley, Keats and all of their louche mates took a qualified First-Aider on their escapades?

Did Van Gogh struggle out to ring St John's Ambulance (using his only remaining ear by the handset) after his declamation of unrequited love?

Peiter Brueghel? When told to paint or die did he summon up "Antwerp Getaway Taxis" on his mobile?

No. None of the above. You don't back out of a challenge lighty.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:29, Reply)
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that's me told then
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, Reply)

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