Sexiest Member?
With the exception of myself (but you can say me if you like) who do you think is the sexiest person here?

Just curious and bored
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm
I can't really give a single answer without sounding like a perve.

But yes Spike I would do your missus You!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Hee Hee
*blushes*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Your
mum.

First

Yup...five o clock on a sunny day bordom alive and kicking ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I reckon I have the sexiest member


what?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Me
I am a giant member, and big is sexy.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I've no idea.
Don't know what any of you look like.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)

There was a Hot or Not board set up for this.
I don't have the link, but I imagine it could be found easily enough.

And for the record: I still have no idea why I was the top pick. I'm in my forties and not really that great. I suspect it was because it was a distant shot that didn't show my face that clearly.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I can't really say that without sounding like a perve.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

It's ok baby, I don't mind you telling everyone about me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Can't really comment.
Although Gonzo is a good barometer for who is cute. Well, female.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:27, Reply)

So you guys can blather on for 20 + posts in other topics, yet here you go stragely silent?
For the record...
All b3tans i've met with the exception of 3
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Pfft!
He knows who he is.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:51, Reply)

I think we all do BGB

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:53, Reply)

I don't.
Who?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:54, Reply)

apeloverage, of course.
Or perhaps frankspencer.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:03, Reply)

I'm Batman!
oops....wrong question.

Erm, I'm the sexiest member.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:20, Reply)

I'm going to be honest here....
I'm not entirely sure what 'sexy' is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Me neither
Although if there was a poll for the biggest fop on b3ta, I'd possibly win hands down!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:35, Reply)

I am
At best, an irregular patron of this fine service but I would be quite happy to challenge you to a frock coats at dawn fop duel.

Half Man Half Biscuit signatures don't intimidate me either....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44, Reply)

What a great idea!
We could wave handkerchiefs at each other from 10 paces and question each other's upbringing in an intimidating yet gentlemanly fashion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, Reply)

who would you appoint as your seconds, gentlemen?
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Yes
I'm not sure that any kind of weapons ought to be involved.

A mist-shrouded meadow near a lake would be the ideal venue, I'd suggest. Possibly with a handily adjacent string quartet adding a slightly sinister aural cast to the proceedings.

Obviously we'd both need trusted and faithful retainers to act as seconds, and at an agreed and understood signal each should gently deride the other in dulcet, mellow tones.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Spiffing idea.
I bagsy Devil-in-Tights as he's quite theatrical and I think he would be quite good at that sort of thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

I'm struggling for a second
But that's a minor detail.

I think we can both agree that the string quartet will be providing an interpretation of "Violator" throughout the proceedings.

As a Gentleman I would, of course, offer you a glass of Sainsbury's Merlot and a Rothmans prior to our commencement.

EDIT - I shall ask the equally irregular Blaireau69 to be my batman, because he needs a good day out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Violator
Oh, absolutely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:15, Reply)

oooh, an interesting choice
you don't want someone with first aid skills and a getaway coach standing by then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Dear Girl
Do you think that Byron, Shelley, Keats and all of their louche mates took a qualified First-Aider on their escapades?

Did Van Gogh struggle out to ring St John's Ambulance (using his only remaining ear by the handset) after his declamation of unrequited love?

Peiter Brueghel? When told to paint or die did he summon up "Antwerp Getaway Taxis" on his mobile?

No. None of the above. You don't back out of a challenge lighty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:29, Reply)

^
ooooOOOOOH

that's me told then
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Londoners fight by using chique and vougue items like pokemon cards.
[Person 1] You wanna take this outside, mate?
[Person 2] C'mon 'en, 'ave it, faakin' mug, outside, righ' now.
*outside*
[Person 1] *Roles up sleve to reveal a custom signed Cartie watch*
[Person 2] *Takes out his gold plated 32GB iPhone* *
[Person 1] Yeah', you fakin' like that? Yeah'? Well, what about this? *Shows Louis Vaton wallet with signatured italian silk*
[Person 2] Listen, mate, sorry, my mistake, let me get you a drink.
[Person 1] Yeah', bitch, make that a Goldslagar and Guvia Daccery, and don't forget this.
[Person 2] All right mate, all right.
*back in the pub, Person 1 goes back to his date*
[Person 1] Sorry Luv', I just couldn't let that one go.

* I'm not sure if they've anounced that yet, but for the sake of this, let's say they don't exist.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

*Searches for self*
*Doesn't find*

*Cries*
(bill, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I thought of you Bill but I didn't want to cause a kerfuffle with you-know-who.
She could well beat me in a fight.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Does anyone else find that
b3tans are sexier in the flesh than they are in photographs?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I'm sexy
all the fucking time

in my head
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Stop pimping yo'self
daughter!

'Tis most unseemly; I shall have to discipline you with a fine slap to the cheeks with a velvet glove.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:17, Reply)

And mine
*wiggles*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:21, Reply)

And, erm
I mean... erm...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Note to self:
Avoid b3ta after beer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:25, Reply)