Well, everyone...
Except Bert
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like Bert
Where is he? Has he flounced off to the b3ta retirement home for the enraged attention seeker?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'm afraid his attention-seeking
Was terminal.
He didn't get the required amount and lapsed into a coma.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I hear
he got absorbed into the body of the guy who came second in the 2007 South Vietnamese Sumo Wrestling Championship, and is now touring Portugal with a following of portly Vietnamese assistants, trying to find Madeline McCann.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Don't you mean
Trying to remember where he put her?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)

STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.
Idiots, the attention will draw him out of hibernation.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I actually texted him yesterday or the day before...can't remember
to ask him where he was and no response. Ponders...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Are you
Trying to ruin the internet?
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

No, I'm just THAT bored today
couldn't you tell?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, I could actually.
:p
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Well done
biscuit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I best not,
It's lunchtime soon.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)